The loyal Liverpooler

2009-03-14T08:11:00.000-07:00

LIVERPOOL UNMANNED THE 'man'

Liverpool Football Club 4-1 Manchester United

Yet, again, LIVERPOOL WIN!!! YEHHHHH!!!

2 bad, no pics because Liverpool was so magnificent dat all the cameras the lenses SHATTERED!!!

YEH!!!!!

So, lets make a poem!

(AHEM)

LIVERPOOL Liverpool WIN WIN WIN

But Man U Man U haizz sink sink

then Christy Roddy score 1 goal

so Stevie score another goal

then Man U will jus say "NO"

then Torres simply score 1 more

dat make Man U say "NO MORE"

Then Fabio suddenly shoot so far

dat fly over the head of Van Der Sar

Dat make Man U all say "AH"

Then here comes Andrea Dossena,

and Van der sar ask 1 2 spar.

So Dossena jus said okay

n Van Der Sar jus said "HEY"

and with a flick

he did a kick...

-end of poem-

My poem nice rite! i purposely did not end the poem to create SUSPENSE....'whoa'...

Anyway, i no u r dying of curiosity.

So the ending is dat Dossena scored the goal.

N the score became 4-1.

Simple as dat

2009-03-04T03:13:00.000-08:00

THE LOYAL LIVERPOOLER IS BACK

YO i know u guys hav been missin me n so i m back. Today, i presented a english video n i felt like jumping of my classroom at only... 3 storeys. I was supposed to act like a girl n so i did. During the time we videoed, it was DAMN embarrasing espiecially the kissing part. A person was like staring n i was like staring back n at the point i started to talk n Haoliang started to take the video. But it isnt in the NG shots cos the audience probably wont understand. We took like damn freaking long bcos Wee Hao is pretty new in Basketball n he keep on missing.

Anyway it was pretty fun. 2day was any typical day. LIVERPOOL WIN 2-0 SUNDERLAND!!! YEH!!! We had chinese where Vernice keep on use my Rocket Launcher to GA JIAO me.Then PE. We run around and jump around, sit around, push around, sit and reach around. Then reccess lor... played basketball. Spent the time posing and i find out i am not bad in that. Then, it is maths and then drama. Me and Wee Hao had to do the narrating and improvise thingy thanks to wee hao cos he say wat,"Leonard not here how we do." And then the Miss Oomi or Umi heard it and mercilessly told us to haizzz...perform. It was a disaster anyway. We were REALLY improvising cos Leonard not around so dont know how. then i was like "CRAP! what am i suppose to do now." but it is okay lar.

Then after dat is assembly. There was a SAF band which will be gd if the school jus SHUDDUP n listen. Then Leonard finally revealed his face on stage n talk abt basketball n stuff. Then lunch and Eng Supplementary where i presented the stupid video then go home lor...

2009-02-28T06:52:00.000-08:00

NEW SONGS- CARTOON EDITION

Jus changed the songs now it is nicer.

Have

1. Avatar: the last airbender

2. Teen Titans

3.Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

4. Beyblade

5. Also Beyblade

6.Pokemon

7.Also Pokemon

8. Still Pokemon

9. Batman

10. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

And this marks the end of the song list.

Jus recieve news dat Man U beat Blackburn 2-1... HAIZZ.

N AVATAR ROX!!! seriously nothin better to say so i'll be ending here

Signin out, Professional Peh

2009-02-14T03:20:00.000-08:00

A 3-day auto-biography

i seriously don't know wat 2 put 4 my headline lor. Anyway jus came back from camp yesterday n I planned 2 watch the 4 episodes of Teen Titans n Avatar i recorded but sadly, the LCD Samsung TV my father bought was delivered at the same day. So nid time to set up. But get new TV already not bad liao lor.

Camp was rather borin. On the 1st day, we took a boring bus ride to the campsite. then we go 2 our rooms with double-decker beds n put our stuff. we split into groups n make a really lame group name called "Uno-Daters". Personally, I wanted the name "Liverpool" but a few ppl will objected. So i tried "Liversea"(Liverpool and Chelsea conbine) but I told dat 2 Leonard n he looked like he wanted 2 body slam me.

Anyway, the group name was seriously not neccessary dont know why our instructor want 1.

After dat we go cook lunch n my group was like took a lot n a lot n a lot n a lot n alot n alot...... cabbages n then I was like objectin then Ms Yeo will laugh n say,"Aiyo Sheng Wu is not like ppl force u to eat like dat." But then really a lot of cabbages lor n because i m a very thrifty n good guy lar, n dont want to waste food wat. Anyway we took 10000000 years (jus n expression if not it wouldn't b a 3-day autobiography anymore) to cook finish n we like, Eat? The food was ok lar but i was not able to enjoy it as i was to tired n bored n cranky. (Anyway, Ms Yeo lied. In the end, she forced me to eat cabbages)

After dat, we did the boringest thing of all- planning the so-called expedition. then we eat n then we sleep. Sleeping is probably the most tiring thing of the day cos the guys in my class had to sleep the same room with NT n NA students. The NT n NA guys shine their torch lights lar n talk talk talk n pretend to fite with each other or something like dat. Their class chairman very ON leh. Dey patrol around the class n whack ppl who r sittin up or talkin. Soon I managed to sleep.

On the 2nd day, we had a land expedition. We walk here walk there n Leonard was DAMN moody cos he think our class very slow. Then we continue to walk walk walk walk. Then we go to war memorial n look here look there n then i wrote my name on the book so Benjamin Sheares will protect me. HAHAHAHAA. Then we go again n then Shu Ying wanted to bcome a liverpool fan so she forced me to lend her my bag. So i let her carry it lor. Then, we go to Republic Poly n buy some stuff 2 eat. After dat we go again n Vernice n Shuying go crazy n steal my Ez-link card. But i very wise 1 leh. i heck care them n had fun whistling with Wee Hao while Leonard had fun bein moody. Then, we reached the triple 'S'. Then, Shuying go crazy n became emo n force me to carry HER bag n My bag SIAO rite. But as i m a very helpful person, i jus helped lar. But dont know why girls like dat 1 Vernice also became emo n keep on scolding ppl alongside with Shuying. But rite, dont know rite dey will suddenly laugh like dey hav mood swing like dat so very fake llor.... Then we go Causeway point n eat stuff n i got back my ez-link, go back campsite, hav campfire, sleep, next day, go home bla bla bla.... haizzz too lazy to post already lar...

2009-02-12T23:13:00.001-08:00

NYAA CAMP

just came back from NYAA camp. It is pretty borin. All we did was the stupid land expedition n dats all. It made me real sleepy so dat is wat i gonna do...

YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE

SIANZZZZZZ

2009-01-24T05:04:00.000-08:00

BACK FROM KOREA, SHANGHAI, SCHOOL, IMM.

I back after sooooooo long... really sorry but i m erm....very sorry? Liverpool is not in a good state but i wish it will be better....obviously. KOREA IS A DAMN FUN COUNTRY espiecially the SKIING PART!!! I mus i m not bad! i can even do a 360degrees turn! actually i hav 1 damn cool pose but dont know where liao lar. the Xiao Di, is the guy i m smiling with is suppose 2 send it to me or my father. Anyway korea is fun.

Then after that went to Shanghai not as fun and i kept on playing cards with my friends on the bus. 1 time even got cheat by shceming cheatingly cheatin cheated cheater!!!! Cheated by $1000 SIAO RITE! it happen in a jewellery shop. we go toilet then a person tell us to go a room. Then tok tok tok tok. Then say my father look like boss!!! So every1 say since my father is boss giv us jewellery lor...but of cos dont have lar. Then the real boss come. He damn tall n totally dont look like my father, (not dat my father is short) n dat guy is a buddhist but he is a buddhist dat sinned! He keep on put his hands together on his forehead like a monk n then he tok wat he very rich dont nid our money then say go look around his shop lar. i actually also dont 1 go look around but mus lar. then the guy like damn generous leh! free jade necklace those kind of doughnut ones 4 kids. (jus in case u r thinkin, i did not get 1) then he say the stuff want to buy all go find him giv big discount. then tok tok tok.THen every1 say he so good. Then he show off the jade which i mus say is pretty impressive. Then my mum wanna buy n he giv 90% discount. So wat is the remaining 10%?

$100?

$200?

or maybe $400

but no 1 is a nice number so add a 1- $1400!!!!

means full price $10000 over!!!! he think we small kid is it but maybe we r small kids cos in the end my mum bought it...pfft...

Then A few days later we meet another singapore group dey say dey also go dat shop n the same guy say a woman look like the boss' wife! The boss like god like dat can become everyone.

Then go back singapore find out the jade worth only $400.... the $1000 wasted. can buy so many Liverpool jerseys....haiz...

anyway dat is like 1 month ago. Now school reopen new teachers, new homework, new juniors for band, a few same teachers, same irritatin SLs... n TEEN TITANS TOOK OVER DANNY PHANTOM OLE!!!!!!!! I LUV BEAST BOY he smile like ME!!!

YOU'll NeVER WALK ALONE n i will make sure Leonard will never say i rather walk alone

2009-01-16T07:12:00.000-08:00

LIVERPOOL ROX

long time no post...2 lazy now time 2 say alot mayb next time. changed new song- MISSION IMPOSSIBLE+ James bond MAN

Liverpool top of table n wil ROCK 4EVER!!!!!

I m back

2008-12-10T22:52:00.000-08:00

LIVERPOOL WINNER N TOP OF TABLE

yep! liverpool is on top of CHEESY CHELSEA man u.......but dat happened abt last week. i was jus 2 lazy 2 post n futhermore, i was pretty busy. i had band camp like last week? n also hav band on other days. Band camp was pretty borin but at least it is better then last time 1. we had 2 video the marchin thing while we play the marchin song n play the instruments while we r also marchin. Sun was real bright dat time. My senior n his broken wrist very lucky. he jus stayed in band rm n dont know do wat.

i m gonna go 2 Korea like next monday parents said gonna b the last 1 cos dey...pffft......no money. after band camp, suppose 2 hav no more band prac :) but dat is a saxophone masterclass so i hav 2 go. yar. now i hav 2 spend my days at home n my cuz jus lend me the RED ALERT 3 which is DAMN fun n is very fun. Every1 knows it is from the creators of TIberium wars n is like the same thing lar! n dats all.......n

SPAMMER GET UR FACE OUT OF MY SIGHT or at least ur remarks

2008-11-28T00:51:00.000-08:00

'I AM GOIN HERO'

Despair comes to me as i found out dat Okto has replaced Ben 10 with.....Danny Phantom.. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! Although Ben 10 is indeed gone, Ben 10 will always live in my HEART. He lives in me.......... WOW i am beginnin to feel wise!!!! HAHAHA

Actually i wanted to post 1 week before, but a there is no more Ben 10, there is a 7-days rule which means i am not allowed to post for 7 days as n HONOUR for Ben Tennyson. This few days, all have was BAND BAND BAND... i is not that i dont like band, it is dat i dont like too much band. N then on wednesday, the &^#$@ Wee Wee go n trick me 2 comin for band n he was not there dat &*(^%$!!!!!!!

XLR8 MAY YOUR TAIL BE WITH YOU

You'll never XccelR8 ALONE!!!!

2008-11-28T00:48:00.000-08:00

Number 1 Wildmutt

Dont worry, although he is number 1, he is not number 1 !!! NUMBER 1 is XLR8 now he is my NUMBER 1 (XLR8 not wildmutt). wildmutt is jus a wild guy like anytypical tiger of lion or whatever. but should see him, his butt is the DEAL. It look total nice n cosy should be called WILDBUTT

2008-11-28T00:44:00.000-08:00

Number 2 Four Arms

The favourite of Ben 10, this guy is the totally unfavourite of mine. All he have is a hot-headed red head n 4 arms n four eyes n super strength n buldgin muscles- like any TYPICAL superhero. He should be called Four Eyes instead man!!!!

2008-11-28T00:41:00.000-08:00

Number 3 Greymatter

This guy is small but looks can be deceivin! Although it is about as grey as a mouse, he is NOT ONE!!!!!! he is actually a grey matter.... it is small witty n weak n grey n have big hands for a small guy like him..... kinda cute though

2008-11-28T00:31:00.000-08:00

Number 4 XLR8
THIS GUY IS MY FAVOURITE MAN!!!!
NO ONE LOVE HIM MORE THAN ME!!!! He can run REAL fast n have a nice li'l tail n also have nice stripes on his tail looks like a cool mini Tyrannosauros Rex! He can run faster than ANYTHING faster than the SPEED OF LIGHT!!!!! It can also accelerate real fast, faster than the SPEED OF LIGHT.
Bad thing is dat in Ben 10 Alien Force, Ben got 10 new heroes n the guy which rules the department of speed is......a retarded Jetray i totally look like.............the opposite of XLR8. Yeah.....n i found the combination of Upgrade and XLR8 down there.

2008-11-28T00:28:00.000-08:00

Number 5 Upgrade

this guy can stuck itself upon machines and then control and upgrade them. Quite cool lar but i see his face is REALLY 'bu shun yan'

2008-11-28T00:19:00.000-08:00

Number 6 Diamondhead

This guy is a VERY modest cos he is actually made of diamond n should be called Diamond Body. He can shoot out diamonds but his diamonds r very low quality ones cos his opponents always shatter his lousy diamond barriers

2008-11-28T00:16:00.000-08:00

Number 8 Ripjaws

a marine guy who can rip stuff with its jaws n can swim too!!!! it can transform its legs into a tail n swim. N dat is such a GREAT TING. My point is i can swim ALSO!!!!!!

2008-11-28T00:13:00.001-08:00

Number 9 Stinkfly

A stinky fly who squirts out stinky stuff dat is supposed to stink people to death. it can also fly but is really useless actually despite its stink

2008-11-28T00:06:00.000-08:00

NUMBER 9 CANNONBOLT or GHOSTFREAK

Supposed 2 b ghostfreak then after dat dont know why change to Cannonbolt. Cannonbolt is actually slower than a cannon or a bolt but it is as fat as a cannon maybe even fatter... or he do is roll in the mud like pig oh n did i say he was very FAT

Ghostfreak is a freaky ghost and didnt really see him on action on TV cos i only watch startin at season 3. All i know is dat dont why ghostfreak bcome a baddie guy like the cooler version of ghostfreak with those DISTGUSTIN tentacles....not really distgustin lar!

2008-11-28T00:03:00.001-08:00

NUMBER 10 Heatblast

A hot guy who likes to play with fire. worse, thing he is only 10-years old. I dont reall like him, quite useless in the Ben 10 battleready fame in cartoonnetwork.com. He can fly but shootin fire at the ground and he will fly like a guy on fire HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

2008-11-18T23:51:00.000-08:00

TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY

2day i went back 4 band yet again n was pretty lame n VERY borin. Nothin much happened. i just keep on seein my section mate go than after dat 1 of the 2 of my seniors who dont find me irritating go. Jus in case u dont know, i have 2 finish my 3 hours of individuals so i can go home. At 1st i just warmed up withmy section mate then after he go, i play my senior's gameboy, then after dat i figured i better stop n played High School Musical n songs n warm-ups. Then everyone in the bandroom started feelin bored n restless (hardly anyone in the band room) except 4 the percussionist playin the MISSION IMPOSSIBLE- their essemble. SO LUCKY LOR DEY ALL all my section hav is Cant take my eyes Of you which i played dont know how many times liao.

Then after dat we slacked n then when it is almost 12, my senior went home leavin me with a tuba guy who dont care about goin home. Then i jus played 4 a while n wanted 2 go home but scared my DM wont sign the thing he suppose 2 sign dat proves my 3 hours individuals cos he thinks i am slackin but i seriously did lots of things. In the end, i left at 12+ n was supposed 2 go at 11.51. BUT then STILL GO HOME RITE!

---------the end of today (not today)--------------------

BAND

2008-11-18T23:13:00.000-08:00

BaNdY bAnD BaNS mE FrOM BeING aT HoME WaTCHiNg BEN 10......

in peace... ERGH!!! Havin band 3 days a week is ok already but addin wat 3 hours of individual n a &%#@$^ incooperative slackin ASL (assistant section leader) is like bein cooped up in jail.

Ystd, there was guess wat..........................................................band yeah n i was pretty ok with it until i reached the band room n almost every1 except of some guys n maybe gals r wearin PE T-shirt. I was actually quite........not really shocked cos i was kind of sleepy. but dat is not all...no no band is full of 'fun' n surprises. My SL said dat there will be drills n band is gonna end at like 4pm n it is like NOW than tell me. I know i know. Drama ppl r gonna say dey r much worse but at least u hav hav proper seniors dat will tell u wat is gonna happen n ruin ur plans n 4 mine it is goin home, postin in my blog n watch erm.....Ben 10 n Avatar (i hav a recorder at home) hee hee. Furthermore, Drama practices stop at around end of November.

Dat idiotic ASL pon band anyway n i hope he gets pumped next time by the DM. (Drum Major not Duel Master) We hav sectionals n was kind of borin than after dat, my senior with the broken wrist suddenly come back 2 school! n my SL got so freakin excited dont know y (SL is a girl)After dat, it is lunch break. As i dont know abt band, i did not get pocket money so i did not eat lunch n dat is thanks 2 my ^*&$#@! ASL. Than, i jus stare at my friends eatin n after dat go back band room 2 play poker cards,

"Tai ti" dont know how spell n i won the 1st game n after dat play my SL handphone...almost play finish the whole game.

Then, as band is very 'well-planned' the BM say no drills cos the conductor cannot come as he at dont know wat school band camp... of cos i m happy but i still think y the conductor must come when the DM is here 2 help with the drills n the conductor is not really well, at least dat is wat i think, maybe he is ok but he dont look physically fit...... The MAIN point is dat we had sectionals yet again n 2 sec 1 section-mates (all girls) hav some **** excuses n skipped it. Not their fault. once again it is dat ^%$*(&#@! ASL fault. At abt 3pm, the remaining sec 1 guy section mate, Andrew left n i was left abandoned there, cold, weak n fearful. I dont really get along with my seniors n SL n ASL n watever so dey treat me like bull shit n ignored me (not dat i ignore bullshit, OF COS I DONT!!!) So it is seriously boring.

When band ended i went home with Renyi by bus... we sat at the end of the bus n there was a couple there. Didnt notice at 1st. but after a while the guy started kissing the gal in a kind of violent way n the gal make strange noises (dey were talkin in malay but the girl was sayin in a...... u know kind of way). I nudged Renyi n he saw it n he was like seriously thinkin sick n started crapping. i asked him y he was so interested n he said dat he wanted 2 know how bad the couple was gonna do. N then he said the gal was actually ugly n wat low taste n wat recommend make blood sillin if the guy knows. Then the guy started lookin at us n i was like ' oh crap'... luckily, he did not hear it n then i went home lor....

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2008-11-11T21:28:00.000-08:00

I'M BACK AGAIN!!!

nothin much 2 say. actually hav lah but then will b 2 long a post. Actually i wnted 2 post on monday, but then the internet connection dont know wat is its or her of his prob lor keep on failin...

LIVERPOOL WON WEST BROM!!! 3-0

actually jus statin the obvious.. n then the Tottyham win Man City!!! wa lao!!! i bet there is someting wrong lah!!!! after dat new manager arrive.

yesterday yesterday dat time, i go 2 science centre n it is kind of fun. it is all abt army techno n stuff n there is a game like counterstrike there n i excel in it. i kill like 7 ppl straight lor!!! b4 dying lah!! after u die, u hav 2 like wait 4 30 secs 2 regenerate.

Ystd i hav band n then the senior in charge of the solo come back n then i dont hav play. then my {wats her prob} girlie senior keep on pointin middle finger at me n call me stuff. n actually dat senior is not really in charge 2 play the solo, is suppose 2 b my talll guy senior but he broke his hand on the bicycle!!! after dat we hav sectionals n we play the someting like dont know wat 'obama overture' n keep on playin at the very start of the song cos my dat girlie senior CAO long-winded. N then when the conductor come, we skip 2 the late parts of the song 2 act act. Ya n then my gay shortie guy senior keep on admirin the NCC boys marchin...HAIZ

BEN 10 SERIOUSLY ROX LAH!!!!

My BIRTHDAY

2008-11-04T18:33:00.000-08:00

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!

2day is 2days after my BIRTHDAY!!! Actually i wanted 2 post on my Bday but i m kind of lazy. I was kind of sad 2 cos Liverpoool actually lost 2 tottenham 1-2. On my birthday, I wanted 2 go 2 East Coast Park 2 rent a few bicycles n ride em' but my parents rejected cos it was 2 far. Weirdly, dat was where dey planned 2 go last Saturday but s it was rainin so did not go.

Instead, we went 2 the MARINA BARRAGE. At 1st it was roastin hot n totally not cool. But after dat we go inside the air-conditioned place is very cool! There is 1 place which i like the most. it is the place where u can take pictures of urself by lookin into de screen n puttin a palm on a place 2 take the picture n then u jus walk down the place n u will see ur own face on screens! Yeah! I took a lot n wanted the whole place 2 b filled with my faces but some of the takin-pics-tings hav gods know how broken down n stuff. N there is also a machine where u can choose the background n insert ur picture there n send it 2 urself like the 1 up there.

Ystd, my friends gav me 2 AWeSoME presents- a liverpool T-shirt n bag! Thanks 4 the guys who sponsered them.

1)WEE HAO

2)LEONARD

3)HaoLiang

4)Shu Ying

5)Reine

6)Xuan Po

7)Diyannah

8)Ethel

9)Divya

10)Matthew

11)Hui Ting

N many more which i forgot...

THANK GUYS N HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 MY SHORTY SENIOR!

Halloween

2008-10-31T02:13:00.000-07:00

Back 2 My Life

Enough of soccer! Lets tok abt me. 2day, I hav band in the mornin which is very fun playin 'Pasadena' so COOOOOOOOOL! but my shorty senior say it is boring! Hmmmph!

At 1st, we warmed up n play dont know wat christian chorales. Almost all songs except 4 shit songs r splitted into diff. parts 4 all sections n ooso splitted within the section like Alto Saxophone 1, Alto saxophone 2 etc. The 1st 1 is normally the hardest so me n my shorty senior quarrel over the 2nd alto sax 1. In the end, my senior win. I took alto sax 1. Then, we look inside. WAH!!! easier than my senior 1 lor. Then i keep on laugh n my senior tell me shut up.

After dat, we play the pasadena. There is a saxophone solo in the 1st alto sax part lah. My tall senior is supposed 2 play it. But he injured dont know how smash a bike with his wrist so dont hav ppl play alto sax 1 but a cornet guy took over. then, i told dat 2 my senior. I tell him go volunteer play solo. Then my senior say 'u go lah'. Ya lah. Then after a while, the conductor suddenly use his stick point at me n tell me 2 play the solo part oso!!! CRAP!!! then my senior keep laughin. After dat song we play 'Big Band Classics'. everyting is jazz n kind of hard. I managed 2 play the 1st n 2nd part quite ok but the 3rd part is FREAKIN hard!! but it is a cute song. After dat, hav 2 go home liao.

S my father 1 me 2 take wat schedule 4 a tuition called JustEducation, i hav 2 stop at the Jurong East Library. I borrowed some books n then go check the tuition outlets out. The 1st 1 was like not open. Then, i go 2 the other end n saw the next 1 also not open. SIANZZ. I go there 4 NOTHIN!!! Then i need 2 take bus again 2 Bukit Batok Interchange n take another bus home. The nearest bus-stop was like totally empty. I sit there 4 abt 1 min. still empty.Maybe there is a prob with dis bus-stop. Then, i start 2 feel retarded sitin there n went 2 the next bus-stop. Then after dat, when my bus come, i saw the previous bus-stop hav ppl!!! So maybe dont hav prob whick means i walk 4 nothin lor! So dats it 4 2day!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

n oso

HAPPY EVE OF THE EVE OF MY BIRTHDAY'S EVE!!!

Arsernal ties

2008-10-31T02:00:00.000-07:00

Arsenal gets hammed by Tottenham!!!

Arsenal 4-4 Tottenham

2day is kind of a bIG bumper harvest. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Tottenham scored the 1st goal then after Arsenal scored next then n tied the game then score 2 more time then Tottenham bu shuang n scored scored 1 more makin the score 3-2. 2 mins later, Arsenal ooso bu shuang n scored 1 more. Then Tottenham hav no choice but 2 pray 2 Liverpool 4 help. N then dey scored 2 more n dey tied!!! Like dat:

Arsenal - Tottenham

0 - 1

1 - 1

2 - 1

3 - 1

3 - 2

4 - 2

4 - 3

4 - 4

Liverpool wins Portsmouth

2008-10-31T01:47:00.000-07:00

Liverpool mouths Portsmouth.

Liverpool 1-0 Portsmouth

Arsenal 4-4 Tottenham (weird rite!)

Liverpool wins again n is on top of the table thanks 2 Mr Steven Gerrard YEH!!! N Arsenal performed better than usual n tied with Tottenham!!!! (on the bottom of the table) CLAP CLAP CLAP! N dis makes Gerrard's 101 or 102 or 103 goals in LIVERPOOL!!! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!!! N u can c Gerrard on the newspaper (cant find the image) pointin 2 the sky. Or maybe he is a christian. Or maybe it is jus himself...

2008-10-28T18:07:00.000-07:00

I'M BACK AGAIN!!!!!

Tada! James Bond is BACK!!! Missed me?

I just found out 2 of my new favourite cartoons it is AVATAR n BEN10! HAHAHA!!!

Anyway, i would like 2 fill u up with wat happened the last few days- nothin much happened. I jus get punished by my parents n my bro did somethin real bad. he is supposed 2 write a chinese compo about a campaigne 2 be elected s a head student counciller (fake 1 lah) n he wrote like shit. In the end he got a big fat '0' n a remark the teacher wrote- "zhe shi yi dui la ji....." somehin like dat. But 0 isn't dat bad like 1 of the song of disney cartoon Hercules- 0 the hero. But u know y like dat, cos my bro wrote a lot of crap especially totally crappy crapped crap- "ke shi, wo hui cong fu yi bian gei yi xie ji yi hen cha shen cai guai *** de hua wen lao shi" which totally blew it. N so, there came more scoldings. Then, I oooso hav military band which is sooo bloody FUN as the song is nice n easy! YA!!! N now 2 keep my promise.....

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Edited lyrics of Powerpuff Girls- End

LIVERPOOl!!!

Torres, the absent striker.

Xabi, the saviour of the day,

Robbie Keane! The present striker,

Liverpool saves the day.

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(Chorus)

Kickin balls, trying 2 save the world,

Xabi is jus in time, the Liverpudlians!

Nettin balls, tryin 2 save the world,

N dey r jus in time, the Liverpudlians!

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Steven, the red team's captain

Terry, the blue team's captain

One-Zer0, the final score,

Liverpool kicks some butts

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(Chorus)

Kickin balls, tryin 2 save the world,

Xabi is jus in time, the liverpudlians!

Nettin balls, tryin 2 save the world,

here dey fly jus in time, the Liverpudlians!

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N it'll b fightin time, tryin 2 save the world,

Xabi is jus in time, dat Liverpudlians!

Burstin Balls, tryin 2 save the world,

here dey kick flying balls, the Liverpudlians!

N here comes Octo Prime, tryin 2 save the world,

but he is not in time, cos he's not a Liverpudlian!

LIVERPOOL!

U can sing along with the song provided in the mixpod, the last song.

-the end-

LIVERPOOL

2008-10-27T07:18:00.000-07:00

LIVERPOOL cheesed Pissed Cheesed Chelsea!!!!!!

Liverpool 1-0 Chelsea

Liverpool wins yet again renderin Chelsea unconscious n Felipe Scholari (manager of Chelsea) babblin abt how Liverpool is the BETTER TEAM!!! But 1st i mus sae sry 2 my blog...Yeah...so sry cos i m like ban from the computer n cant find time lor. Then i was skewered by my parents. The day i got my report book was on last Thursday. i seriously 1ted 2 post 1 but there is some unlucky events which i m 2 lazy 2 say.

Main thing is LIVERPOOL WON CHEESY CHELSEA N NOW TOP OF TABLE!!!!!!! I almost committed suicide (jus an expression0 hearin those annoyin Man U n Chelsea fans sae how liverpool is so gonna lose n ooso the newspapers but in the end LIVERPOOL STILL WON HAHAHAHAHA!!! U can never trust newspaper predictions man. Take dis as another example; on the start of this season, de newspaper predicted dat Liverpool will tie with sunderland (god knows y, maybe he doesn,t know 2) n predicted dat Man U will win Newcastle i still rmb the predictions

" No ronaldo. No Rooney. No problem. Alex ferguson (manager of Man U) will find a way...bla bla" someting like dat n u know wat happened in the end, Man U TIED!!! C wat I mean.

It is kind of late now so hav 2 sleep. Maybe i shall make a poem of Liverpool great victory another day.

-the end-

A Dumb Day

2008-10-21T05:15:00.000-07:00

A Really Dumb Day

2day is kind of a typical n dumb day. But 2day, I found out dat i hav a new (not new lah but jus found out) gd trait- tolerance. In the mornin, I hav 2 tolerate a REAL CRAPPY Arsenal fan sayin Liverpool *** but u hav 2 c the truth, Arsenal is a let-down dis season losing 2 Fulham n Hull n drawin a match with Sunderland. Then, I still hav 2 tolerate 2 EVEN N MUCH MORE CRAPPY MAN U FANS. They r always the same ol' lil' CRAPPY guys. Dey will always say somethin like dat:

" Eh! Shen Kai! Liverpool shu gei shui har (liverpool lose 2 who har) ?" the imposter of JJ lin will say. He will say it like he know-it-all, c-it-all like it is a real fact dat seriously ticked me off.)

"O! Wigan u mean rite! Hai-Ya!! 10-0 LAH!!! (some crap like dat)" the Sk jewellery will say.

"Har!? Really meh! I tot kena thrashed 100-0!!!" the JJlin imposter will say.

I like them n dey r friends except 4 their crappiness. Dis is the 1st reason.

Then, we go 2 recess n suppose 2 get 1 choc sundae free from a teacher 4 helpin out when the MOE visited my sch but the teacher trick us n dont hav giv it. HMMMPH!!!

Then after dat, we go n play 1 very CRAP game organized by the teachers n is so SIAN lor espiecially when the Ms Terence giv 1 last-min lecture. Yah lor, then sch end.

At 2pm, i go 4 military band n the conductor giv out some hard music scores n tell us 2 sight-read. I sux lah! But at least i managed 2 play 2-3 bars of running-notes conscutively which is erm quite not bad liao lor but my SL wah!!! No prob MAN!!! Ya then she 1 me 2 change place with a saxy-senior n hav 2 sit with my god-forsaken .....erm...section mate which is a torture. I tried 2 tell her 2 let me exchange place with her so can tok with my guy SL but she dont 1 lah she say it is bcos like dat she is nearer 2 Nicole (her girlfriend accordin 2 my sec mate) n i say actually if u exchange place with me u will be closer 2 Nicole. Cos (u can take the pics above 2 guide u along my explanation) imagine Nicole is at the North pole. My annoyin sec-mate is slighty in the east away from Nicole. If she exchange place with me (i m at her east), she will move further 2 the east n she will b nearer 2 nicole s the distance from the east 2 the south 2 the west 2 the north is shortened....so lor. U probably dont understand but dat section-mate, with her teeeny weeeny brain, she obviously wont understand.

After dat, it was goin 2 6pm. I called my father he say he still waitin 4 me bro 4 about 45mins. So, s im a kind boy, I accompanied my friend home (on the way home). Yeah. I played the Alex Rider game in his hp n it was really hard dat ppl got stuck on dat level. But i, no no not me, with pure determination will never giv up n i WON THE LEVEL!!! Yeah. Unfortunately, I got stuck on the next level- REAL STUCK.

Then, we go 2 MRT station. I was like tappin my card on the ting but keep on hav no light but the ting was like open lor so i jus go through n then my friend was like callin me dumb or someting lor. Then when i reach the Bukit Batok, i stop lah. I tap my exit out but then the ting keep makin a funny sound then 1 security guard say i did not tap my card at the station i enter lah n tell me 2 go 2 the service counter. So suay rite!!! YA. then the guy at the counter ask me where i enter n s i was kind of shock i go say Bukit Batok- the place where i m at dat time n then the guy at the counter laugh n i naturally, i made a fool out of myself SIANzzz...

When I reach home is like 7.08 lor, parents come back liao so lor...sian then i eat dinner lor... Then rite i on the computer n check my e-mail n i actually found THIS!!!

You have been awarded Â£850,000 from the OXFAM GB -UK cash/grant donation. Contact Dr.Terry Williams via terrywilliams0880@jmail.co.zaQualification Number(OG/N231/E101/BDB)

Siao RITE!!! Ya so i say 2day is so freakin weird......

Power of Dirk Kuyt

2008-10-20T04:40:00.000-07:00

Power of Dirk Kuyt

Liverpool 3-2 Wigan Atheletics

Of cos, Liverpool of cos win lah n dat is thanks to Riera n Kuyt (pls dont make fun of his name). Dirky scored 2 of the goals. Yah n i was wrong abt Emile Heskey meetin with the Liverpool. Apparently, he was injured n so Liverpool won without difficulty. YEH!!! So y not support the winnin team than the losing ones. Liverpool won without Torres n durin the Man U match, Liverpool still won without Torres n a short time by Gerrard cos he's injured!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh Ya!!! I hav more news! Apparently, Barack Obama supports West Ham United! OH MY GODS MAN!!! I mean its not Liverpool bu..ttt WEST HAM!!!! ARRGH!! Better not say anymore later the Whole USA come shoot me down!!!

(Ahem!)

Wigan,

u stand no chance,

u gave Liver 3 pts so thanks a ton.

u got creamed by dirk kuyt

Squashed like some beancurd,

u got creamed by Riera

oso squashed like some aloe-vera

N so Wigan,

u stand no chance

cos LI VERPOOL IS 2 PRO 2 HANDLE!!!

LIVERPOOL,

YOU'll NEVER WIN ALONE!!!!!!!!

Clash Of The Titans

2008-10-18T02:43:00.000-07:00

The Clash Of the Ex-Liverpudlian n the un-ex-Liverpudlians

Its a pretty long time since I posted yeh so srry (2 my blog not u fans). I jus ticked my music teacher off n she keep on sayin my sightreadin sux!!! Anyway, today is the match of Liverpool n Wigan Atleletics! N dat means Liverpool gonna versus Ex-liverpudlian Emile Heskey! The Wigan STAR!!! (All ex and un-ex liverpudlians r all stars anyway.)

(Ahem!)

Emile Heskey, a real big chameleon,

Although black but not an indian.

Last time he was black n red,

now he is black n white n blue

ppl who see him r caught dead!

but i think he's cool!

Emile heskey's contract with Wigan ends this season. Liverpool Benitez saw dat he is very pro durin the England match n 1s him (dont tink sick n y hadnt Benitez saw dat long ago) n so Emile gonna return 2 LIVERPOOL's SIDE!!! YEH!!!!! N then Liverpool Gonna win everyting MAN!!! (not dat now dont hav win lah! It means dat next time will score 100-0 unlike now only 95-0) Unfortunately Torres kenna injured yet again n will not play n oooso will not play 4 Cheesy Chelsea match. But dont worry, Liverpool won Man U without Torres 2!

Cuz wedding

2008-10-10T23:09:00.000-07:00

My CUZ WEDDING
2day is my cousin's wedding. Osoo 1 of my most embarrassing moments of my life! My cuz is a guy, not a girl. In chinese style wedding the guy mus go 2 the girlie house n then kenna tortured until goin 2 die. When u goin 2 die dat time, those torturous gals will let u in their house n then the guy will bring the gal home 2 party with the family saying "Mum! isn't dat great! I only took 3 hours 2 enter the house! I take car there only 15min! Means i only use 2hr 45min 2 enter the house leh!!!" Yeah. Then after dey party finish, they go back 2 the girlie house n take 5 sec 2 enter the house.
My main point is dat as i was curious n 1 2 c how my cuz gonna get tortured. So i go with them. My dat cuz was living in the same neighbourhood with me so i took his car. I should hav known he was framin me from the start. But he is still a gd guy lah.
Yeah so i took one of his xiong di the car. dat xiong di drive cao pro so he take the most power car. N of cos he drive like crazy so i play his hp the City Bloz until very lousy.
Yeah. then we reach the bride's house. n the elevator so sucky rite only can hold 5 ppl at 1 time. Then de crazy-at-driving-xiong di say dat i m a xion di oso since i cum with them! SIAO MAN!!! Means i ooso kenna TORTURED WITH THEM!!!!! but then i not stupid 1 okay! while dey kenna tortured i keep a distance from them while dey get occupied with the jie mei (sisters) of the bride. They also hav 2 undergo the suan tian ku la (sour sweet bitter spicy) chinese wedding tradition oso lah! I c them keep on pouring the yucky stuff away by waterin the flowers with it n stackin the cups n stuff in a place. The gals cannot c as we r in the HDB flat lor. WAT CHEATERS! but cannot blame them. I will probably do the same ting. Ya. then the poor guys keep giving out angpaos n the gals stil not happy sayin "marcus(my cousin) ni mei yo qi ta dong xi zi you qian!" n the guys will say "HEY!"
Then after dat, the 'sisters' go giv out undies with each a letter stapled on its back. all the letters on the undies form the sentence 'I love u emily' I think. I was 2 preoccupied when the crazy-driver-xiong di force me 2 wear the underwear with the 1st letter tellin me 2 stop slackin! WA LAO!!! But of cos i go n tell my cuz dat he mus oso giv me a angpao. So i go put it on n then the 'sisters' tell all the xiong-dis 2 come in de house. Ya. N then dey tell us 2 stand in order n form the sentence. I reluctantly did so. But worse dey go tell the us 2 bend down n shake our butts. Ok i did dat. WA CAO EMBARRASING LOR!!!
But obviously, those sick girls r crazier than dat. Dey wanted 2 tie bananas on the front of the guys!!!(u get wat i mean) then i saw 1 xiong di standin outside n laughin n he was not wearin anyting. the story was dat he emptied the spicy biscuits at god knows where. N so he missed the big event. Means he is supposed 2 wear the ting i m wearin. So i run out of the house n he tell me 2 take off dat stupid ting(dat was wat i m plannin 2 do). Meanwhile 5 lucky xiong dis(there r about above 7 xiong dis) r elected 2 get tied with a banana. N the sick gals tell the rest with no bananas(n dey started giggling at dat. So sick) 2 eat the bananas. SIAO RITE!
Then after dat i sit at the staircase n ignored them. After the heroic guys lured the bride out , we go Bukit Batok Reserve 2 take photo. then after dat we go 2 the bridegroom home. n we eat eat eat eat, drink drink drink drink. Now i at home (duh!) n waitin 4 music teacher. then after dat go 2 the wedding dinner. WAH! I think the video maker gonna put my photo on the vido durin the wedding dinner where he tell me 2 say cheese with dat underwear.

-signing off, Peh Sheng Wu-

OKAY!OKAY!

2008-10-08T23:20:00.000-07:00

OKAY! OKAY!
My dear lil' fans tell me 2 update more n not about LIVERPOOL! U know y? Cos dey 1 2 hear more about me. C? All Liverpool fans r idols themselves!!! Yeeah... here it goes!
YEH!!! EOY (End of year exam) OVER LIAO except 4 1 crap subjsct!!! n YEH!!! LIVERPOOL IS GONNA WIN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EOY over liao. So free but nothin 2 do n all i get is time with the computer. I 1 2 go out n play(which can lah) (ya hor, I can leh!) but i can only go out with my neighbours n play bicycle (god knows how long i hav not ride bicycle). Ya! N dat #$%&*@! Wee Hao go n stead with dat Bao Yi n now he dont lend me his HP but flirt with her...SIANZZZ... now i only get the thennapa HP n play the puzzle n seriously i m better then him at it but i very shuay... 2day i almmost beat his highscore lor! he everytime play dats y then can beat me n he like so happy when he beat me...SIANZZZ...

The SIAN poem

EOY dat time, so SIANZzz...
EOY b4 dat time oooso very SIANZzz...
EOY after dat time oooso very SIANZzz...
EOY b4 n after dat time oooso very SIANZzz...

Then WEE HAO go stead with BAOYI...SIANZzz...
Then he continue flirtin with BAOYI...SIANZzz...
But worse he dont lend me his handphone...SIANZzz...

Then 1 Thennapa come out n let me play his HP...quite SIANZzz...
Then i play the Nature Park game...SIANZzz...
Then Thennapa keep callin me NOOB...SIANZzz...
Then i keep playin...SIANZzz...
Then i play until i guess wat?-SIANZzz...
So i try the Puzzle game...not very SIANZzz...
cos i win Thennapa... not SIANZzz...
then after dat he somehow win me...SIANZzz...
Then after that I suddenly win him...not SIANZzz...
Then after dat he suddenly win me again...CAO SIANZzz...
So i like dat very SIANZzz...

-By Peh Sheng Wu, Professional poet-

Liverpool thrashes Man City

2008-10-05T21:59:00.000-07:00

LIVERPOOL 3-2 MAN CITY
Nothin surprisin, though. It jus shows all MAN teams hav no chance against LIVERPOOL! It pratically means nobody can win LIVERPOOL. Nobody. Jus simply get dat guai lan Chelsea off the table can liao. Yeah... n Arsernal drawed with SUNDERLAND!!! Wat a let down! N 1 stupid Arsernal fan still hav de chick 2 say wat Liverpool *** lah only taico only...Sore LOser...Hmmph. But dis match is very special! On the 1st half, Man City 2-0 LIverpool... But LIverpool FANS, dont be demoralised! Liverpool were jus slackin n lyin around n do some make-up. 1 of my sicko friend said dey came out from their bedrm. N here it goes...
(Ahem!)
Man City,
u think ure a deity,
but against LIverpool u r dead meaty.
u scored 2 in the 1st half,
but in the end u ended with a big barf.

CRAPPY CRAPPY CRAPPY CRAPPY CRAPPY
FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY
Fernando Torres ran like the wind,
he rammed n gave the goalkeeper a pin.
n cream City like gilletes cream.
N after dat he scored another one,
N dats someting Man City CANT!

LIVERPOOL! U'll NEVER SCORE ALONE!

Every1 run

2008-10-03T23:15:00.001-07:00

LIVERPOOL MAY UR LIVERS CONTINUE BEIN WITH YOU!!!
I heard dat Madrid is interested de Daniel Agger who is NO. 5 in Liverpool (who donts?) nut dis time, dis club go n announce which is much worse. But de BRAVE N HEROIC LIVERPOOL go n warn Madrid off!!!
Yeah... N dat wah i very bu xuang! De Man City 1s Fernando Torres!!! Buy Robinho liao still not HAPPY!!! Jus bcos dey very rich, dey cant jus like dat lor. Bu t of cos, Torres declined. 4 dis, I made a sad poem...

ON 2004, LIverpool was broad n strong (not dat now is not lah!)
hav michael Owen, Emile Heskey n Neil ArmSTRONG!
Watever u name it,
Dey hav it!
1day, there was like a wild fire like dat.
All the players run like rat.
Owen go Newcastle,
like dat osoo not enough, heskey mus run 2 Wigan
Danny Murphy run,
Jerzy Dudek run,
El-Hadji Doiaf run,
Milan Baros oso run,
but dat time Riise no run,
but on 2007 then run.
Even Gerrard oso 1 2 run!
But in the end dont hav run!
But in the end, 3 ppl no run,
Jamie no run,
Stevie no run,
Sami no run.

LIVERPOOL U WILL NEVER RUN ALONE!!!

Liverpool, may ur livers be with you!

2008-10-03T04:53:00.000-07:00

LIVERPOOL, may ur livers b with u!
Liverpool 3-1 PSV Eindhoven
YAH! It is not wat PBC dat i said in de other post, srry... but i edit it liao. It was a GREAT occasion (other than hearin de same ol' crappy Man U fans say wat Liverpool lost 2 wat Biringham 10 nil- where did dat Biringham cum from. Dey dont know run where) s GERRARD SCORED HIS 100th Goal! N ROBBIE KEANE scored his 1st goal(dat is in LIverpool lah!). Dont underestimate him. He is x-captain of Tottenham n dats y Tottenham is now left at de bottom of de table. Yeah... n den Keane was doin his trademark cartwheel TM.
Dis season is a great season as 1stly, it is Liverpool's best start in EPL, 2ndly, Robbie scored his 1st goal n 3rdly, Stevie G hits 100 goals 4 Reds n also de best start in Champions League group stage. Unfortunately Atleletico Madrid n Cheesy Chelsea although same points but have bigger goal diff. haiz...sian.
Bad news 4 Cheapo Chelsea. Thanks 2 the CFR Cluj(gods knows how dey did dat- maybe dey dont) Drogba, striker kena his knee ligament stretchered off(wat does dat mean but it sounds real painful) n Midfielders Deco n Joe Cole injured their thigh n Michael Essien kena his knee. But dats not all (Chelsea is full of surprises)! Defender Ricardo hav 1 back injury (lucky never break!) n will return 4 the Liverpool match at 26 oct. (He should rest more. Cos Chelsea gonna get spunk!) Ashley Cole oooso back injury (mus hav pattern 1 u know!) n their beloved John Terry guess wat injury................................................................ back injury LAH! (c wat i mean.) But worse rite! De Alex, WAH!!! Injured his BUTTOCK!!! (but dis time no pattern) SIAO RITE!!! I wonder wats next (pls dont think sick...)
On Sunday, Liver' gonna fight with de very MAN City (n obviously win). Dey mus win! I dont CARE! Dey shall kick dat stubborn Chelsea out of their way. Not only dat! If dey win i can win my bet with dat very foolish Wei Jun from dat 1/4 n earn $4 (he already o me $2 liao). Liverpool! We r all standin by u! Take my class 4 example:

1. Amanda: Liverpool fan (duh!)
2. Jie Rou: Liverpool fan
3. Hui Ting: oooooooooso Liverpool fan
4. Deanna: ooooooooooooooooooooooso Liverpool fan!
5. Divya: A TRUE LIVERPOOL fan
6. Jie Ling: Liverpool fan (dont worry! U wont get bored!)
7. Yun Ting: Liverpooooooooooool fan
8. Kausalya: Used 2 be Liverpool fan (Hmmmph! Betrayal!!!!)
9. Ethel: Liverpool fan (rock it MAN!!!)
10. Baoyi: guess wat? It is ............................Liverpool fan!!! (CONGRATS! u answered correctly!)
11. Si Ling: Liverpool Fan!!!!! (Come on! Sing it with me!)
12. Mathana: um...LIverpool FAN!!!!
13. Diyanah: LIVERPOOL FAN!!!
14. Khai: Ehhhh.... although a girl, still get attracted 2 dat Chelsea, weird rite?
15. Yuen Ping: Lets continue de song, Sing with me YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE...er I mean LIVERPOOL FAN!!!
16. Reine: LALALALILIL...LIVERPOOL FAN!
17. Rosma: kind of weird cos it is dat hated man u fan....
18. Shu Ying: dont be demoralised...cos she's although shrot but a LIVERPOOL FAN!!!
19. Nicole: SING WITH ME LIVERPOOL FAN!!!
20. Vernice: YAH! LIVERPOOL FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
21. Yi chuan: POOO Pool of Liver FAN!!!
22. Wan Ling: LILVERPOOL FAN FAN FAN!!!
23. Huangrui: lets c...er...hmm..betray yellow...ya...dats bad...wat!? RED DEVILS? AHAHAHAH!
24. XUAN PO: Likes Po which is red soooo.. LIVERPOOL FAN!!!
25. Hao LIANG: liang hao de LIVERPOOL FAN! YA ROCK DE HOUSE!!!
26. Saket: OUch! Not OUch! LIVERPOOL FAN!!!
27. MAtthew; Rich LIVERPOOL FAN!!!
28. ZER YEE: ya!!>>......Chelsea?????? Isn't dat a girl?
29. Zheng Quan: LILlililil...man u fan? Diao :(
30. Sheng Wu: LILILILILILVERPOOL BABE!!!
31. Renyi: all he thinks is Kobe Bryant n him being Kobe Bryant de 2nd n of cos his sexy leg...
32. Sanjeevi: LIVERPOOL FAN MAN!!!!! no no not man remind me of bad stuff...
33. Sathya: er.............................well.... man u fan???
34. Leonard: the girl with lots of injuries?
35. Thenapa: Ah YA! Y like dat!? the unman u fan...
36. Chairman: LIVERPOOL YEH!!!
37. WEE WEE: de toilet trained...........LIVERPOOL FAN!!!
38. Hamnut: Dont wish 2 say anythin...
39. Jia Yi: LIVERPOOL FAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
40. Xuan Yi: Still dont wish 2 say but i tot i saw him on kid central...
41: Jacki: LIverpool fan...I guess...

C? My beloved LIVerpool, u hav so many fans!!!
MAY UR LIVERS BE WITH U, LIVERPOOL!!!

Nothin Much

2008-10-03T01:03:00.000-07:00

NOTHIN MUCH
2day nothin much happen exept dat CHEESY CHELSEA drawed with dat dont-know-wat-the-name-of-the-team-is. CONGRATS 4 CHELSEA!!! But will be better if u lose n even better if u lose 1 of the matches in EPL rather den the Champion league qualifer so u can...AHEM............................GET OUT OF LIVERPOOL's WAY!!!!!
Yeah... nothin much exept dat um... very tall Chairman dont 1 me 2 make music 4 de class n make a joyous atmosphere. N the sadistic Mr Soh as sadist s ever n tell dat um... very tall Chairman 2 whack my head with his rulers. But at least chairman lets me choose de ruler rite? Wrong! Actually rite. Chairman lost his dumb rulers- there r 3 of them, dont y chairman buy so many 4. Dats call BAO YING!!! But no worries Chairman n try not 2 poke or hit ppl when some1 is standing real straight. Jus bcos dey tower um... above u, doesn't means u hav 2 get so violent!!!

HAV FUN DOIN UR EXAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gerrard's 100th Goal!

2008-10-02T01:07:00.000-07:00

Steven Gerrard's 100th goal!!!
Liverpool 3-1 PSV dont know wat dont know wat dont know wat. ( dont know wats dat weird name)
YEH! It is Gerrard's hundredth goal man!!! Actually, his 100th goal should be durin Stoke City 1 but cos of dat stupid @#!%&**!! referee go say wat offside. N thanks 2 dat @#$%^&*! referee, Liverpool hav n unfortunate n embarrasing draw...WALAO! Dat match is suppose 2 propell Liverpool in front of de CAO stubborn @#$%^&**!! Cheesy Chelsea. ARRGH! But dats not de point. It is Gerrards 100th goal! Lets Celebrate! Who will treat me???
4 dis special occasion, i hav made a song-like poem.

PBC got thrashed by Liverpool,
Squeezed in the toilet bowl like a weird lil' doo-doo.
O n dey cried out oooh cooo coooo (pls dont think sick!)
N dey found out dat Liverpool RUuules RUuuulez!

O n den Gerrard goal,
n slam the ball on de post,
He seriously made a PSV ROAST!
Gerrard 100th Goal! said by most
wat can PBC do but wipe their nose!

CONGRATS! STEVIE G!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-the end-

Painted Skin

2008-10-01T00:48:00.000-07:00

Painted Skin
Ystd, my family n I went 2 Vivocity 2 watch de movie Painted Skin (Hua Pi). Yeah. we went 2 eat KimGary Restaurant which we eat a few times already. There was so many people dat we queued 4 quite a long time. Then, it is suppose 2 b our turn 2 go lah. But then only couples come out so the counter guy only let the 2-people ppl 2 go inside cos there is only tables 4 2 ppl. Then , in the end we still hav 2 sit in a table 4 2 ppl cos families of 4 n more up r very stubborn n their butts get glued into de seat. So lor. Then, my father n i separate from my bro n mum (my sis dont dare 2 show her face outside) n go 2 different shops. My dad n I go 2 PageOne n stare at the books we 1 n in the end, we at least bought 1 book. Then, we go Giant, buy some stuff then smuggle some food to the cinemas (shhh).
Painted skin is quite a scary movie although my parents say it is nothin compared 2 last time 1. HA! We were like 2 scared 2 eat the food we smuggled in lor. Although it is PG, it is not exactly PG. There r some bad stuff which i m not goin 2 say in the movie. It was gettin scary when the demon (Zhou Xun) gua pi, pwhich means peel off her skin n then tell 1 of a gd guy, or should i say girl 2 drink some poison n tell other ppl dat she (de gd girl)is actually de demon. Never again m i goin 2 watch a scary movie. Not worth it 2 pay 2 get scared. Our singaporean star, Qi Wu, act as 1 of the 2 demons. He act real well n outshine the rest of the guy actors. Hurrah!!!

-the end-

The downfall of Arsernal

2008-09-30T02:27:00.000-07:00

The Downfall of Arsenal
Arsernal 1-2 Hull City
Wow! Cool rite! Sad 4 Arsenal fans man!!! Now, Arsenal is out of Liverpool's way. Ya BABE!!! But dont worry, I still used some brain juice of mine 2 specially make a poem 4 u(meaning 2 Arsenal)!
(Ahem)
Arsenal! O u Mooo like a cow!
The game hav gone dull,
n really really foul!
But u hav no choice but 2 bow,
2 the bounty lil' Hull!
Don't hav 2 be scared by a small little growl!
Oh! In de night I can hear your howls,
So buck up, buck up, wat r u gonna do now!

Written by P.s.w, PLayStationWireless,
proffessional poet(duh!)

Liverpool 2-0 Everton

2008-09-28T01:47:00.000-07:00

Liverpool 2-o Everton
GREAT NEWS! Liverpool won! Bad thing is Cheesy Chelsea is top of table thanks 2 goal diff. Wat de TOOT!!! O ya, n dat Arsenal I dont know hav win dat Hull city a not.
I hav a haiku kickin in
(Ahem)
At Tonny's* Mercyside,
Liverpool showed no mercy,
dats side of MERCY.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! But it sound lame. A poem will light up the day.
*Tonny(Tan-Ni) is short form of Everton
(Ahem)
(Raises hands dramatically)
At Everton's Merseyside,
it was neither day nor night.
Tonny's got involved in a fight
N of cos dey lost it
n many gamblers lost their bid.
Tonny is in their origin's rule,
de name of their origin is Liverpool
dey nocked lightning speed with de ball,
jus like the hammer of de lightning god Thor.
N so Tonny's lost dat fight
in Merseyside
where it was neither day nor night.
Liverpool ROX
(clap,clap,clap,clap)

U can stop de applause rite now. By now, i know dat u r seriouly 1ting my autograph. I m willing 2 give u my autograph free but u will hav 2 meet me urself. I live in Singapore where it is clean n green n is supposed 2 be a lion city. Actually if Sang Nila Utama was smart, he will call Singapore Tiger City. I can differentiate a tiger n a lion, its not hard, but apparently Sang Nila cant. If only my parents will know dat, dey will probably buy me a PSP for bein smarter den a prince!

Poem of Liverpool thrashing Everton

2008-09-27T05:55:00.000-07:00

Poem of Liverpool thrashing puny Tonny'
Srry 4 not posting on dis blog 4 so long(m 2 busy helpin other people sign autographs n having free interviews n workshops with people when dey get a lucky draw 2 interview with me etc.)Durin de time i hav not posted anything, Liverpool hav thrashed Man U but unfortunately draw with STOKY. Was said dat STOKY players all were defending. Today, Liverpool is playin against de ton of EVEREADY batteries- obviously Everton. It was said dat Everton sprang out of Liverpool HAHAHA get ready 2 lose man!4 LIverpool I hav made a poem(I learnt about poetry in me school)
(ahem)
(raises up hands n recites)
Liverpool Liverpool rox 2 de core
1 great roar
dat made Tonny' crawl on de floor
Stevie G n Torres big n tall
Dey ram de ball
makin 10-0 de score
which made Everton bawl!
Liverpool JIAYOU!!!

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A Sian Day

2008-08-23T23:00:00.000-07:00

A Cao Sian Day
Today i so dammmmmn SIAN! My mother and siblings go 4 a 'marathon' and I was left at home. Not dat i am complaining dat i m not gong 2 dis marathon. WALAO! I laugh ah! This marathon 6km and then they take so long to finish it. the olympics less than 20mins can finish 5km already. O f cos, not that I can lah. My father was awaken by my mother in the morning at 7am when she went for the 'marathon'. Then, my father keep on sleeping. Or should I say trying to sleep. So, I stay at home, cannot go out, cannot watch TV, canoottt...n dis is de histiory of me blog.