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The Loyal Liverpooler

I vary in everything! I m from a loyal Liverpool fan 2 a Kenny G the 2nd to an idol of many 2 a guy who lost his shoes. At any point of time, if u r dissastisfied, u can always complain n get a free autograph from me!
Dropped 2 Earth on 3 Nov 1995. I hold the record of the longest e-mail address(maybe).If u hav any private comments or wants an appiontment with me, my e-mail is terrorblade-james.bond.reborn@hotmail.com n my alterate e-mail is magina-james.bond.reborn@hotmail.co.uk.



Favourite Stuff

FAVOURITE COLOUR: Red. Cos dat is the colour of Liverpool- the reds. N when I was young, I seriously like Po from telletubbies n Red ranger from Power Ranger Turbo. Everything I like is red includin ang paos but unfortunately, my now favourite cartoon character is beastboy, which is green.

FAVOURITE NUMBER: 13. Cos it is a great number n on September 13 2008, on the last 13th minute, the great n pro RYAN BABEL scored the second goal!!! N this landed the(pls dont cry)Man U on the 13th position(out of 20 of cos). Thus, 13 is great number which of liverpool fans should love!

FAVOURITE BOOKS: Top 1- Percy Jackson (movie gonna come out on 2009)
Top 2- Bartimaeus trilogy (simply rox)
Top 3- Alex Rider series (already hav de movie of the 1st book but somehow Singapore did not show it)
Top 4- Young Bond (Part 1 n 2 is slightly above average but part 3 n 4 simply ROX!!!)
Top 5- Artermis Fowl
Top 6- Harry Potter (not bad, but doesnt fit the title of best book in the year.)

FAVOURITE MOVIES: Pirates of the Caribbean, Transformers (graphics ROX 2 THE CORE!!!), Percy Jackson (though haven't release yet, gonna n MUST be!)

FAVOURITE STARS: Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley.

FAVOURITE COMPUTER GAMES: Age of mythology, Command and Conquer 3, Diablo II(part III comin out), n Warcraft.

FAVOURITE CARTOONS: Teen Titans, Xiaolin Showdown, Jackie Chan Adventures (Now don't hav liao...), Ben10, Avatar legend of Aang

Stuff a Great Liverpool fan like me LOVES

Loves being happy (there r a few seriously sadistic sadists in the world like my guy SL, Azril in Band). Luvs drawing (I m quite gd at it), playing computer games, watch TV, Goin overseas, greek mythology, sports like tennis n scuba diving etc.(I have not scuba dive b4 but will luv 2 try it) n look down at my SHORTY SENIOR (physically not mentally) n luv 2 c Liverpool win!!!

Stuff a Great IDOL like me HATES

Lets not be negative but sometimes, u hav 2 be negative. Hates it when my SL (Section Leader pump me), guys who act cool, ppl who think greatly of themselves n look down on ppl, hates some crappy Man U fans some of dis fans r real CRAPPY n when LIverpool 2-1 Man U, dey will say Man U thrashed LIverpool 10 nil, dont exactly like going 2 the chinese temples (srry, gods dont strike me! I cannot tahan the smoke n heat in there n O Ya, I m a freethinker.Hee Hee...)

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Saturday, March 14, 2009

LIVERPOOL UNMANNED THE 'man'

Liverpool Football Club 4-1 Manchester United

Yet, again, LIVERPOOL WIN!!! YEHHHHH!!!

2 bad, no pics because Liverpool was so magnificent dat all the cameras the lenses SHATTERED!!!

YEH!!!!!

So, lets make a poem!

(AHEM)

LIVERPOOL Liverpool WIN WIN WIN

But Man U Man U haizz sink sink

then Christy Roddy score 1 goal

so Stevie score another goal

then Man U will jus say "NO"

then Torres simply score 1 more

dat make Man U say "NO MORE"

Then Fabio suddenly shoot so far

dat fly over the head of Van Der Sar

Dat make Man U all say "AH"

Then here comes Andrea Dossena,

and Van der sar ask 1 2 spar.

So Dossena jus said okay

n Van Der Sar jus said "HEY"

and with a flick

he did a kick...

-end of poem-

My poem nice rite! i purposely did not end the poem to create SUSPENSE....'whoa'...

Anyway, i no u r dying of curiosity.

So the ending is dat Dossena scored the goal.

N the score became 4-1.

Simple as dat

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 8:11 AM

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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

THE LOYAL LIVERPOOLER IS BACK

YO i know u guys hav been missin me n so i m back. Today, i presented a english video n i felt like jumping of my classroom at only... 3 storeys. I was supposed to act like a girl n so i did. During the time we videoed, it was DAMN embarrasing espiecially the kissing part. A person was like staring n i was like staring back n at the point i started to talk n Haoliang started to take the video. But it isnt in the NG shots cos the audience probably wont understand. We took like damn freaking long bcos Wee Hao is pretty new in Basketball n he keep on missing.

Anyway it was pretty fun. 2day was any typical day. LIVERPOOL WIN 2-0 SUNDERLAND!!! YEH!!! We had chinese where Vernice keep on use my Rocket Launcher to GA JIAO me.Then PE. We run around and jump around, sit around, push around, sit and reach around. Then reccess lor... played basketball. Spent the time posing and i find out i am not bad in that. Then, it is maths and then drama. Me and Wee Hao had to do the narrating and improvise thingy thanks to wee hao cos he say wat,"Leonard not here how we do." And then the Miss Oomi or Umi heard it and mercilessly told us to haizzz...perform. It was a disaster anyway. We were REALLY improvising cos Leonard not around so dont know how. then i was like "CRAP! what am i suppose to do now." but it is okay lar.

Then after dat is assembly. There was a SAF band which will be gd if the school jus SHUDDUP n listen. Then Leonard finally revealed his face on stage n talk abt basketball n stuff. Then lunch and Eng Supplementary where i presented the stupid video then go home lor...

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 3:13 AM

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Saturday, February 28, 2009

NEW SONGS- CARTOON EDITION

Jus changed the songs now it is nicer.

Have

1. Avatar: the last airbender

2. Teen Titans

3.Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

4. Beyblade

5. Also Beyblade

6.Pokemon

7.Also Pokemon

8. Still Pokemon

9. Batman

10. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

And this marks the end of the song list.

Jus recieve news dat Man U beat Blackburn 2-1... HAIZZ.

N AVATAR ROX!!! seriously nothin better to say so i'll be ending here

Signin out, Professional Peh

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 6:52 AM

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Saturday, February 14, 2009

A 3-day auto-biography

i seriously don't know wat 2 put 4 my headline lor. Anyway jus came back from camp yesterday n I planned 2 watch the 4 episodes of Teen Titans n Avatar i recorded but sadly, the LCD Samsung TV my father bought was delivered at the same day. So nid time to set up. But get new TV already not bad liao lor.

Camp was rather borin. On the 1st day, we took a boring bus ride to the campsite. then we go 2 our rooms with double-decker beds n put our stuff. we split into groups n make a really lame group name called "Uno-Daters". Personally, I wanted the name "Liverpool" but a few ppl will objected. So i tried "Liversea"(Liverpool and Chelsea conbine) but I told dat 2 Leonard n he looked like he wanted 2 body slam me.

Anyway, the group name was seriously not neccessary dont know why our instructor want 1.

After dat we go cook lunch n my group was like took a lot n a lot n a lot n a lot n alot n alot...... cabbages n then I was like objectin then Ms Yeo will laugh n say,"Aiyo Sheng Wu is not like ppl force u to eat like dat." But then really a lot of cabbages lor n because i m a very thrifty n good guy lar, n dont want to waste food wat. Anyway we took 10000000 years (jus n expression if not it wouldn't b a 3-day autobiography anymore) to cook finish n we like, Eat? The food was ok lar but i was not able to enjoy it as i was to tired n bored n cranky. (Anyway, Ms Yeo lied. In the end, she forced me to eat cabbages)

After dat, we did the boringest thing of all- planning the so-called expedition. then we eat n then we sleep. Sleeping is probably the most tiring thing of the day cos the guys in my class had to sleep the same room with NT n NA students. The NT n NA guys shine their torch lights lar n talk talk talk n pretend to fite with each other or something like dat. Their class chairman very ON leh. Dey patrol around the class n whack ppl who r sittin up or talkin. Soon I managed to sleep.

On the 2nd day, we had a land expedition. We walk here walk there n Leonard was DAMN moody cos he think our class very slow. Then we continue to walk walk walk walk. Then we go to war memorial n look here look there n then i wrote my name on the book so Benjamin Sheares will protect me. HAHAHAHAA. Then we go again n then Shu Ying wanted to bcome a liverpool fan so she forced me to lend her my bag. So i let her carry it lor. Then, we go to Republic Poly n buy some stuff 2 eat. After dat we go again n Vernice n Shuying go crazy n steal my Ez-link card. But i very wise 1 leh. i heck care them n had fun whistling with Wee Hao while Leonard had fun bein moody. Then, we reached the triple 'S'. Then, Shuying go crazy n became emo n force me to carry HER bag n My bag SIAO rite. But as i m a very helpful person, i jus helped lar. But dont know why girls like dat 1 Vernice also became emo n keep on scolding ppl alongside with Shuying. But rite, dont know rite dey will suddenly laugh like dey hav mood swing like dat so very fake llor.... Then we go Causeway point n eat stuff n i got back my ez-link, go back campsite, hav campfire, sleep, next day, go home bla bla bla.... haizzz too lazy to post already lar...

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 3:20 AM

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Thursday, February 12, 2009

NYAA CAMP

just came back from NYAA camp. It is pretty borin. All we did was the stupid land expedition n dats all. It made me real sleepy so dat is wat i gonna do...

YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE

SIANZZZZZZ

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 11:13 PM

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Saturday, January 24, 2009

BACK FROM KOREA, SHANGHAI, SCHOOL, IMM.

I back after sooooooo long... really sorry but i m erm....very sorry? Liverpool is not in a good state but i wish it will be better....obviously. KOREA IS A DAMN FUN COUNTRY espiecially the SKIING PART!!! I mus i m not bad! i can even do a 360degrees turn! actually i hav 1 damn cool pose but dont know where liao lar. the Xiao Di, is the guy i m smiling with is suppose 2 send it to me or my father. Anyway korea is fun.

Then after that went to Shanghai not as fun and i kept on playing cards with my friends on the bus. 1 time even got cheat by shceming cheatingly cheatin cheated cheater!!!! Cheated by $1000 SIAO RITE! it happen in a jewellery shop. we go toilet then a person tell us to go a room. Then tok tok tok tok. Then say my father look like boss!!! So every1 say since my father is boss giv us jewellery lor...but of cos dont have lar. Then the real boss come. He damn tall n totally dont look like my father, (not dat my father is short) n dat guy is a buddhist but he is a buddhist dat sinned! He keep on put his hands together on his forehead like a monk n then he tok wat he very rich dont nid our money then say go look around his shop lar. i actually also dont 1 go look around but mus lar. then the guy like damn generous leh! free jade necklace those kind of doughnut ones 4 kids. (jus in case u r thinkin, i did not get 1) then he say the stuff want to buy all go find him giv big discount. then tok tok tok.THen every1 say he so good. Then he show off the jade which i mus say is pretty impressive. Then my mum wanna buy n he giv 90% discount. So wat is the remaining 10%?

$100?

$200?

or maybe $400

but no 1 is a nice number so add a 1- $1400!!!!

means full price $10000 over!!!! he think we small kid is it but maybe we r small kids cos in the end my mum bought it...pfft...

Then A few days later we meet another singapore group dey say dey also go dat shop n the same guy say a woman look like the boss' wife! The boss like god like dat can become everyone.

Then go back singapore find out the jade worth only $400.... the $1000 wasted. can buy so many Liverpool jerseys....haiz...

anyway dat is like 1 month ago. Now school reopen new teachers, new homework, new juniors for band, a few same teachers, same irritatin SLs... n TEEN TITANS TOOK OVER DANNY PHANTOM OLE!!!!!!!! I LUV BEAST BOY he smile like ME!!!

YOU'll NeVER WALK ALONE n i will make sure Leonard will never say i rather walk alone

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 5:04 AM

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Friday, January 16, 2009

LIVERPOOL ROX

long time no post...2 lazy now time 2 say alot mayb next time. changed new song- MISSION IMPOSSIBLE+ James bond MAN

Liverpool top of table n wil ROCK 4EVER!!!!!

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 7:12 AM

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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

LIVERPOOL WINNER N TOP OF TABLE

yep! liverpool is on top of CHEESY CHELSEA man u.......but dat happened abt last week. i was jus 2 lazy 2 post n futhermore, i was pretty busy. i had band camp like last week? n also hav band on other days. Band camp was pretty borin but at least it is better then last time 1. we had 2 video the marchin thing while we play the marchin song n play the instruments while we r also marchin. Sun was real bright dat time. My senior n his broken wrist very lucky. he jus stayed in band rm n dont know do wat.

i m gonna go 2 Korea like next monday parents said gonna b the last 1 cos dey...pffft......no money. after band camp, suppose 2 hav no more band prac :) but dat is a saxophone masterclass so i hav 2 go. yar. now i hav 2 spend my days at home n my cuz jus lend me the RED ALERT 3 which is DAMN fun n is very fun. Every1 knows it is from the creators of TIberium wars n is like the same thing lar! n dats all.......n

SPAMMER GET UR FACE OUT OF MY SIGHT or at least ur remarks

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 10:52 PM

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Friday, November 28, 2008

'I AM GOIN HERO'

Despair comes to me as i found out dat Okto has replaced Ben 10 with.....Danny Phantom.. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! Although Ben 10 is indeed gone, Ben 10 will always live in my HEART. He lives in me.......... WOW i am beginnin to feel wise!!!! HAHAHA

Actually i wanted to post 1 week before, but a there is no more Ben 10, there is a 7-days rule which means i am not allowed to post for 7 days as n HONOUR for Ben Tennyson. This few days, all have was BAND BAND BAND... i is not that i dont like band, it is dat i dont like too much band. N then on wednesday, the &^#$@ Wee Wee go n trick me 2 comin for band n he was not there dat &*(^%$!!!!!!!

XLR8 MAY YOUR TAIL BE WITH YOU

You'll never XccelR8 ALONE!!!!

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 12:51 AM

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Number 1 Wildmutt

Dont worry, although he is number 1, he is not number 1 !!! NUMBER 1 is XLR8 now he is my NUMBER 1 (XLR8 not wildmutt). wildmutt is jus a wild guy like anytypical tiger of lion or whatever. but should see him, his butt is the DEAL. It look total nice n cosy should be called WILDBUTT

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 12:48 AM

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Number 2 Four Arms

The favourite of Ben 10, this guy is the totally unfavourite of mine. All he have is a hot-headed red head n 4 arms n four eyes n super strength n buldgin muscles- like any TYPICAL superhero. He should be called Four Eyes instead man!!!!

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 12:44 AM

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Number 3 Greymatter

This guy is small but looks can be deceivin! Although it is about as grey as a mouse, he is NOT ONE!!!!!! he is actually a grey matter.... it is small witty n weak n grey n have big hands for a small guy like him..... kinda cute though

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 12:41 AM

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Number 4 XLR8
THIS GUY IS MY FAVOURITE MAN!!!!
NO ONE LOVE HIM MORE THAN ME!!!! He can run REAL fast n have a nice li'l tail n also have nice stripes on his tail looks like a cool mini Tyrannosauros Rex! He can run faster than ANYTHING faster than the SPEED OF LIGHT!!!!! It can also accelerate real fast, faster than the SPEED OF LIGHT.
Bad thing is dat in Ben 10 Alien Force, Ben got 10 new heroes n the guy which rules the department of speed is......a retarded Jetray i totally look like.............the opposite of XLR8. Yeah.....n i found the combination of Upgrade and XLR8 down there.

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 12:31 AM

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Number 5 Upgrade

this guy can stuck itself upon machines and then control and upgrade them. Quite cool lar but i see his face is REALLY 'bu shun yan'

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 12:28 AM

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Number 6 Diamondhead

This guy is a VERY modest cos he is actually made of diamond n should be called Diamond Body. He can shoot out diamonds but his diamonds r very low quality ones cos his opponents always shatter his lousy diamond barriers

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 12:19 AM

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Number 8 Ripjaws

a marine guy who can rip stuff with its jaws n can swim too!!!! it can transform its legs into a tail n swim. N dat is such a GREAT TING. My point is i can swim ALSO!!!!!!

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 12:16 AM

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Number 9 Stinkfly

A stinky fly who squirts out stinky stuff dat is supposed to stink people to death. it can also fly but is really useless actually despite its stink

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 12:13 AM

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NUMBER 9 CANNONBOLT or GHOSTFREAK

Supposed 2 b ghostfreak then after dat dont know why change to Cannonbolt. Cannonbolt is actually slower than a cannon or a bolt but it is as fat as a cannon maybe even fatter... or he do is roll in the mud like pig oh n did i say he was very FAT

Ghostfreak is a freaky ghost and didnt really see him on action on TV cos i only watch startin at season 3. All i know is dat dont why ghostfreak bcome a baddie guy like the cooler version of ghostfreak with those DISTGUSTIN tentacles....not really distgustin lar!

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 12:06 AM

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NUMBER 10 Heatblast

A hot guy who likes to play with fire. worse, thing he is only 10-years old. I dont reall like him, quite useless in the Ben 10 battleready fame in cartoonnetwork.com. He can fly but shootin fire at the ground and he will fly like a guy on fire HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 12:03 AM

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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY

2day i went back 4 band yet again n was pretty lame n VERY borin. Nothin much happened. i just keep on seein my section mate go than after dat 1 of the 2 of my seniors who dont find me irritating go. Jus in case u dont know, i have 2 finish my 3 hours of individuals so i can go home. At 1st i just warmed up withmy section mate then after he go, i play my senior's gameboy, then after dat i figured i better stop n played High School Musical n songs n warm-ups. Then everyone in the bandroom started feelin bored n restless (hardly anyone in the band room) except 4 the percussionist playin the MISSION IMPOSSIBLE- their essemble. SO LUCKY LOR DEY ALL all my section hav is Cant take my eyes Of you which i played dont know how many times liao.

Then after dat we slacked n then when it is almost 12, my senior went home leavin me with a tuba guy who dont care about goin home. Then i jus played 4 a while n wanted 2 go home but scared my DM wont sign the thing he suppose 2 sign dat proves my 3 hours individuals cos he thinks i am slackin but i seriously did lots of things. In the end, i left at 12+ n was supposed 2 go at 11.51. BUT then STILL GO HOME RITE!

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You'll Never Walk Alone~** 11:51 PM

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BaNdY bAnD BaNS mE FrOM BeING aT HoME WaTCHiNg BEN 10......

in peace... ERGH!!! Havin band 3 days a week is ok already but addin wat 3 hours of individual n a &%#@$^ incooperative slackin ASL (assistant section leader) is like bein cooped up in jail.

Ystd, there was guess wat..........................................................band yeah n i was pretty ok with it until i reached the band room n almost every1 except of some guys n maybe gals r wearin PE T-shirt. I was actually quite........not really shocked cos i was kind of sleepy. but dat is not all...no no band is full of 'fun' n surprises. My SL said dat there will be drills n band is gonna end at like 4pm n it is like NOW than tell me. I know i know. Drama ppl r gonna say dey r much worse but at least u hav hav proper seniors dat will tell u wat is gonna happen n ruin ur plans n 4 mine it is goin home, postin in my blog n watch erm.....Ben 10 n Avatar (i hav a recorder at home) hee hee. Furthermore, Drama practices stop at around end of November.

Dat idiotic ASL pon band anyway n i hope he gets pumped next time by the DM. (Drum Major not Duel Master) We hav sectionals n was kind of borin than after dat, my senior with the broken wrist suddenly come back 2 school! n my SL got so freakin excited dont know y (SL is a girl)After dat, it is lunch break. As i dont know abt band, i did not get pocket money so i did not eat lunch n dat is thanks 2 my ^*&$#@! ASL. Than, i jus stare at my friends eatin n after dat go back band room 2 play poker cards,

"Tai ti" dont know how spell n i won the 1st game n after dat play my SL handphone...almost play finish the whole game.

Then, as band is very 'well-planned' the BM say no drills cos the conductor cannot come as he at dont know wat school band camp... of cos i m happy but i still think y the conductor must come when the DM is here 2 help with the drills n the conductor is not really well, at least dat is wat i think, maybe he is ok but he dont look physically fit...... The MAIN point is dat we had sectionals yet again n 2 sec 1 section-mates (all girls) hav some **** excuses n skipped it. Not their fault. once again it is dat ^%$*(&#@! ASL fault. At abt 3pm, the remaining sec 1 guy section mate, Andrew left n i was left abandoned there, cold, weak n fearful. I dont really get along with my seniors n SL n ASL n watever so dey treat me like bull shit n ignored me (not dat i ignore bullshit, OF COS I DONT!!!) So it is seriously boring.

When band ended i went home with Renyi by bus... we sat at the end of the bus n there was a couple there. Didnt notice at 1st. but after a while the guy started kissing the gal in a kind of violent way n the gal make strange noises (dey were talkin in malay but the girl was sayin in a...... u know kind of way). I nudged Renyi n he saw it n he was like seriously thinkin sick n started crapping. i asked him y he was so interested n he said dat he wanted 2 know how bad the couple was gonna do. N then he said the gal was actually ugly n wat low taste n wat recommend make blood sillin if the guy knows. Then the guy started lookin at us n i was like ' oh crap'... luckily, he did not hear it n then i went home lor....

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You'll Never Walk Alone~** 11:13 PM

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

I'M BACK AGAIN!!!

nothin much 2 say. actually hav lah but then will b 2 long a post. Actually i wnted 2 post on monday, but then the internet connection dont know wat is its or her of his prob lor keep on failin...

LIVERPOOL WON WEST BROM!!! 3-0

actually jus statin the obvious.. n then the Tottyham win Man City!!! wa lao!!! i bet there is someting wrong lah!!!! after dat new manager arrive.

yesterday yesterday dat time, i go 2 science centre n it is kind of fun. it is all abt army techno n stuff n there is a game like counterstrike there n i excel in it. i kill like 7 ppl straight lor!!! b4 dying lah!! after u die, u hav 2 like wait 4 30 secs 2 regenerate.

Ystd i hav band n then the senior in charge of the solo come back n then i dont hav play. then my {wats her prob} girlie senior keep on pointin middle finger at me n call me stuff. n actually dat senior is not really in charge 2 play the solo, is suppose 2 b my talll guy senior but he broke his hand on the bicycle!!! after dat we hav sectionals n we play the someting like dont know wat 'obama overture' n keep on playin at the very start of the song cos my dat girlie senior CAO long-winded. N then when the conductor come, we skip 2 the late parts of the song 2 act act. Ya n then my gay shortie guy senior keep on admirin the NCC boys marchin...HAIZ

BEN 10 SERIOUSLY ROX LAH!!!!

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 9:28 PM

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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!

2day is 2days after my BIRTHDAY!!! Actually i wanted 2 post on my Bday but i m kind of lazy. I was kind of sad 2 cos Liverpoool actually lost 2 tottenham 1-2. On my birthday, I wanted 2 go 2 East Coast Park 2 rent a few bicycles n ride em' but my parents rejected cos it was 2 far. Weirdly, dat was where dey planned 2 go last Saturday but s it was rainin so did not go.

Instead, we went 2 the MARINA BARRAGE. At 1st it was roastin hot n totally not cool. But after dat we go inside the air-conditioned place is very cool! There is 1 place which i like the most. it is the place where u can take pictures of urself by lookin into de screen n puttin a palm on a place 2 take the picture n then u jus walk down the place n u will see ur own face on screens! Yeah! I took a lot n wanted the whole place 2 b filled with my faces but some of the takin-pics-tings hav gods know how broken down n stuff. N there is also a machine where u can choose the background n insert ur picture there n send it 2 urself like the 1 up there.

Ystd, my friends gav me 2 AWeSoME presents- a liverpool T-shirt n bag! Thanks 4 the guys who sponsered them.

1)WEE HAO

2)LEONARD

3)HaoLiang

4)Shu Ying

5)Reine

6)Xuan Po

7)Diyannah

8)Ethel

9)Divya

10)Matthew

11)Hui Ting

N many more which i forgot...

THANK GUYS N HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 MY SHORTY SENIOR!

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 6:33 PM

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Friday, October 31, 2008

Back 2 My Life

Enough of soccer! Lets tok abt me. 2day, I hav band in the mornin which is very fun playin 'Pasadena' so COOOOOOOOOL! but my shorty senior say it is boring! Hmmmph!

At 1st, we warmed up n play dont know wat christian chorales. Almost all songs except 4 shit songs r splitted into diff. parts 4 all sections n ooso splitted within the section like Alto Saxophone 1, Alto saxophone 2 etc. The 1st 1 is normally the hardest so me n my shorty senior quarrel over the 2nd alto sax 1. In the end, my senior win. I took alto sax 1. Then, we look inside. WAH!!! easier than my senior 1 lor. Then i keep on laugh n my senior tell me shut up.

After dat, we play the pasadena. There is a saxophone solo in the 1st alto sax part lah. My tall senior is supposed 2 play it. But he injured dont know how smash a bike with his wrist so dont hav ppl play alto sax 1 but a cornet guy took over. then, i told dat 2 my senior. I tell him go volunteer play solo. Then my senior say 'u go lah'. Ya lah. Then after a while, the conductor suddenly use his stick point at me n tell me 2 play the solo part oso!!! CRAP!!! then my senior keep laughin. After dat song we play 'Big Band Classics'. everyting is jazz n kind of hard. I managed 2 play the 1st n 2nd part quite ok but the 3rd part is FREAKIN hard!! but it is a cute song. After dat, hav 2 go home liao.

S my father 1 me 2 take wat schedule 4 a tuition called JustEducation, i hav 2 stop at the Jurong East Library. I borrowed some books n then go check the tuition outlets out. The 1st 1 was like not open. Then, i go 2 the other end n saw the next 1 also not open. SIANZZ. I go there 4 NOTHIN!!! Then i need 2 take bus again 2 Bukit Batok Interchange n take another bus home. The nearest bus-stop was like totally empty. I sit there 4 abt 1 min. still empty.Maybe there is a prob with dis bus-stop. Then, i start 2 feel retarded sitin there n went 2 the next bus-stop. Then after dat, when my bus come, i saw the previous bus-stop hav ppl!!! So maybe dont hav prob whick means i walk 4 nothin lor! So dats it 4 2day!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

n oso

HAPPY EVE OF THE EVE OF MY BIRTHDAY'S EVE!!!

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 2:13 AM

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Arsenal gets hammed by Tottenham!!!

Arsenal 4-4 Tottenham

2day is kind of a bIG bumper harvest. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Tottenham scored the 1st goal then after Arsenal scored next then n tied the game then score 2 more time then Tottenham bu shuang n scored scored 1 more makin the score 3-2. 2 mins later, Arsenal ooso bu shuang n scored 1 more. Then Tottenham hav no choice but 2 pray 2 Liverpool 4 help. N then dey scored 2 more n dey tied!!! Like dat:

Arsenal - Tottenham

0 - 1

1 - 1

2 - 1

3 - 1

3 - 2

4 - 2

4 - 3

4 - 4

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 2:00 AM

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Liverpool mouths Portsmouth.

Liverpool 1-0 Portsmouth

Arsenal 4-4 Tottenham (weird rite!)

Liverpool wins again n is on top of the table thanks 2 Mr Steven Gerrard YEH!!! N Arsenal performed better than usual n tied with Tottenham!!!! (on the bottom of the table) CLAP CLAP CLAP! N dis makes Gerrard's 101 or 102 or 103 goals in LIVERPOOL!!! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!!! N u can c Gerrard on the newspaper (cant find the image) pointin 2 the sky. Or maybe he is a christian. Or maybe it is jus himself...

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 1:47 AM

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

I'M BACK AGAIN!!!!!

Tada! James Bond is BACK!!! Missed me?

I just found out 2 of my new favourite cartoons it is AVATAR n BEN10! HAHAHA!!!

Anyway, i would like 2 fill u up with wat happened the last few days- nothin much happened. I jus get punished by my parents n my bro did somethin real bad. he is supposed 2 write a chinese compo about a campaigne 2 be elected s a head student counciller (fake 1 lah) n he wrote like shit. In the end he got a big fat '0' n a remark the teacher wrote- "zhe shi yi dui la ji....." somehin like dat. But 0 isn't dat bad like 1 of the song of disney cartoon Hercules- 0 the hero. But u know y like dat, cos my bro wrote a lot of crap especially totally crappy crapped crap- "ke shi, wo hui cong fu yi bian gei yi xie ji yi hen cha shen cai guai *** de hua wen lao shi" which totally blew it. N so, there came more scoldings. Then, I oooso hav military band which is sooo bloody FUN as the song is nice n easy! YA!!! N now 2 keep my promise.....

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Edited lyrics of Powerpuff Girls- End

LIVERPOOl!!!

LIVERPOOl!!!

Torres, the absent striker.

Xabi, the saviour of the day,

Robbie Keane! The present striker,

Liverpool saves the day.

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(Chorus)

Kickin balls, trying 2 save the world,

Xabi is jus in time, the Liverpudlians!

Nettin balls, tryin 2 save the world,

N dey r jus in time, the Liverpudlians!

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Steven, the red team's captain

Terry, the blue team's captain

One-Zer0, the final score,

Liverpool kicks some butts

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(Chorus)

Kickin balls, tryin 2 save the world,

Xabi is jus in time, the liverpudlians!

Nettin balls, tryin 2 save the world,

here dey fly jus in time, the Liverpudlians!

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N it'll b fightin time, tryin 2 save the world,

Xabi is jus in time, dat Liverpudlians!

Burstin Balls, tryin 2 save the world,

here dey kick flying balls, the Liverpudlians!

N here comes Octo Prime, tryin 2 save the world,

but he is not in time, cos he's not a Liverpudlian!

LIVERPOOL!

U can sing along with the song provided in the mixpod, the last song.

-the end-

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 6:07 PM

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Monday, October 27, 2008

LIVERPOOL cheesed Pissed Cheesed Chelsea!!!!!!

Liverpool 1-0 Chelsea

Liverpool wins yet again renderin Chelsea unconscious n Felipe Scholari (manager of Chelsea) babblin abt how Liverpool is the BETTER TEAM!!! But 1st i mus sae sry 2 my blog...Yeah...so sry cos i m like ban from the computer n cant find time lor. Then i was skewered by my parents. The day i got my report book was on last Thursday. i seriously 1ted 2 post 1 but there is some unlucky events which i m 2 lazy 2 say.

Main thing is LIVERPOOL WON CHEESY CHELSEA N NOW TOP OF TABLE!!!!!!! I almost committed suicide (jus an expression0 hearin those annoyin Man U n Chelsea fans sae how liverpool is so gonna lose n ooso the newspapers but in the end LIVERPOOL STILL WON HAHAHAHAHA!!! U can never trust newspaper predictions man. Take dis as another example; on the start of this season, de newspaper predicted dat Liverpool will tie with sunderland (god knows y, maybe he doesn,t know 2) n predicted dat Man U will win Newcastle i still rmb the predictions

" No ronaldo. No Rooney. No problem. Alex ferguson (manager of Man U) will find a way...bla bla" someting like dat n u know wat happened in the end, Man U TIED!!! C wat I mean.

It is kind of late now so hav 2 sleep. Maybe i shall make a poem of Liverpool great victory another day.

-the end-

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 7:18 AM

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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

A Really Dumb Day

2day is kind of a typical n dumb day. But 2day, I found out dat i hav a new (not new lah but jus found out) gd trait- tolerance. In the mornin, I hav 2 tolerate a REAL CRAPPY Arsenal fan sayin Liverpool *** but u hav 2 c the truth, Arsenal is a let-down dis season losing 2 Fulham n Hull n drawin a match with Sunderland. Then, I still hav 2 tolerate 2 EVEN N MUCH MORE CRAPPY MAN U FANS. They r always the same ol' lil' CRAPPY guys. Dey will always say somethin like dat:

" Eh! Shen Kai! Liverpool shu gei shui har (liverpool lose 2 who har) ?" the imposter of JJ lin will say. He will say it like he know-it-all, c-it-all like it is a real fact dat seriously ticked me off.)

"O! Wigan u mean rite! Hai-Ya!! 10-0 LAH!!! (some crap like dat)" the Sk jewellery will say.

"Har!? Really meh! I tot kena thrashed 100-0!!!" the JJlin imposter will say.

I like them n dey r friends except 4 their crappiness. Dis is the 1st reason.

Then, we go 2 recess n suppose 2 get 1 choc sundae free from a teacher 4 helpin out when the MOE visited my sch but the teacher trick us n dont hav giv it. HMMMPH!!!

Then after dat, we go n play 1 very CRAP game organized by the teachers n is so SIAN lor espiecially when the Ms Terence giv 1 last-min lecture. Yah lor, then sch end.

At 2pm, i go 4 military band n the conductor giv out some hard music scores n tell us 2 sight-read. I sux lah! But at least i managed 2 play 2-3 bars of running-notes conscutively which is erm quite not bad liao lor but my SL wah!!! No prob MAN!!! Ya then she 1 me 2 change place with a saxy-senior n hav 2 sit with my god-forsaken .....erm...section mate which is a torture. I tried 2 tell her 2 let me exchange place with her so can tok with my guy SL but she dont 1 lah she say it is bcos like dat she is nearer 2 Nicole (her girlfriend accordin 2 my sec mate) n i say actually if u exchange place with me u will be closer 2 Nicole. Cos (u can take the pics above 2 guide u along my explanation) imagine Nicole is at the North pole. My annoyin sec-mate is slighty in the east away from Nicole. If she exchange place with me (i m at her east), she will move further 2 the east n she will b nearer 2 nicole s the distance from the east 2 the south 2 the west 2 the north is shortened....so lor. U probably dont understand but dat section-mate, with her teeeny weeeny brain, she obviously wont understand.

After dat, it was goin 2 6pm. I called my father he say he still waitin 4 me bro 4 about 45mins. So, s im a kind boy, I accompanied my friend home (on the way home). Yeah. I played the Alex Rider game in his hp n it was really hard dat ppl got stuck on dat level. But i, no no not me, with pure determination will never giv up n i WON THE LEVEL!!! Yeah. Unfortunately, I got stuck on the next level- REAL STUCK.

Then, we go 2 MRT station. I was like tappin my card on the ting but keep on hav no light but the ting was like open lor so i jus go through n then my friend was like callin me dumb or someting lor. Then when i reach the Bukit Batok, i stop lah. I tap my exit out but then the ting keep makin a funny sound then 1 security guard say i did not tap my card at the station i enter lah n tell me 2 go 2 the service counter. So suay rite!!! YA. then the guy at the counter ask me where i enter n s i was kind of shock i go say Bukit Batok- the place where i m at dat time n then the guy at the counter laugh n i naturally, i made a fool out of myself SIANzzz...

When I reach home is like 7.08 lor, parents come back liao so lor...sian then i eat dinner lor... Then rite i on the computer n check my e-mail n i actually found THIS!!!

You have been awarded £850,000 from the OXFAM GB -UK cash/grant donation. Contact Dr.Terry Williams via terrywilliams0880@jmail.co.zaQualification Number(OG/N231/E101/BDB)

Siao RITE!!! Ya so i say 2day is so freakin weird......

You'll Never Walk Alone~** 5:15 AM

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